The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
~ Jean Kerr

I consider myself an average man, except in the fact that I consider myself an average man.
~ Michel Eyquem De Montaigne

Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common.
~ Leroy ''Satchel'' Paige

I am only an average man but, by George, I work harder at it than the average man.
~ Theodore Roosevelt

If you do it right 51 percent of the time you will end up a hero.
~ Alfred P. Sloan

If your batting average is high enough, the Big League will find you.
~ Anonymous

Remember: the average is as close to the bottom as it is to the top.
~ Anonymous

When you're average, you're just as close to the bottom as you are the top.
~ Anonymous