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If all be true that I do think, there are five reasons we should drink: Good wine -- a friend -- or being dry -- or lest we should be by and by -- or any other reason why.
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Henry Aldrich
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
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Lady Nancy Astor
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An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
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Alvan L. Barach
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The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
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Alben W. Barkley
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Other countries drink to get drunk, and this is accepted by everyone; in France, drunkenness is a consequence, never an intention. A drink is felt as the spinning out of a pleasure, not as the necessary cause of an effect which is sought: wine is not only a philter, it is also the leisurely act of drinking.
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Roland Barthes
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One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.
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Brendan F. Behan
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Wine is a mocker, and strong drink is raging; and who is deceived by it is not wise.
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Bible
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The whole world is about three drinks behind.
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Humphrey Bogart
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Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
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Erma Bombeck
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Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.
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Christian Nevell Bovee
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The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time.
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Luis Bunuel
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When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
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Sir Richard Burton
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It is immoral to get drunk because the headache comes after the drinking, but if the headache came first and the drunkenness afterwards, it would be moral to get drunk.
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Samuel Butler
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Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter. Sermons and soda water the day after.
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Lord Byron
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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
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Lord Byron
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Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.
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Raymond Chandler
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Most Americans are born drunk, and really require a little wine or beer to sober them. They have a sort of permanent intoxication from within, a sort of invisible champagne. Americans do not need to drink to inspire them to do anything, though they do sometimes, I think, need a little for the deeper and more delicate purpose of teaching them how to do nothing.
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Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.
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Winston Churchill
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Winston Churchill
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A sudden violent jolt of it has been known to stop the victim's watch, snap his suspenders and crack his glass eye right across.
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Irvin S. Cobb
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