A half-truth is a whole lie.
~ Jewish Proverb

Anyone who teases you loves you.
~ Jewish Proverb

If you can't go over, you must go under.
~ Jewish Proverb

"Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall"--but don't rush to pick his up, either.
~ Jewish Proverb

You can't force anyone to love you or lend you money.
~ Jewish Proverb

Among those who stand, do not sit; among those who sit, do not stand. Among those who laugh, do not weep; among those who weep, do not laugh.
~ Jewish Proverb

He who puts up with insult invites injury.
~ Jewish Proverb

Ask about your neighbors, then buy the house.
~ Jewish Proverb

Be sure to send a lazy man for the angel of death.
~ Jewish Proverb

Look for the good, not the evil, in the conduct of members of the family.
~ Jewish Proverb

Do not ask questions of fairy tales.
~ Jewish Proverb

Do not make yourself so big, you are not so small.
~ Jewish Proverb

Don't be too sweet lest you be eaten up; don't be too bitter lest you be spewed out.
~ Jewish Proverb

Don't live in a town where there are no doctors.
~ Jewish Proverb

Don't open a shop unless you know how to smile.
~ Jewish Proverb

God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
~ Jewish Proverb

God gives burdens also shoulders.
~ Jewish Proverb

If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
~ Jewish Proverb

If the rich could hire someone else to die for them, the poor would make a wonderful living.
~ Jewish Proverb

In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter.
~ Jewish Proverb