If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
~ Cowboy Proverb

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.
~ Cowboy Proverb

It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
~ Cowboy Proverb

Always drink upstream from the herd.
~ Cowboy Proverb

Don't squat with your spurs on.
~ Cowboy Proverb

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
~ Cowboy Proverb

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
~ Cowboy Proverb