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:: 1933-, British-born American Humorist © Ashleigh Brilliant, used here by special permission. All rights reserved (http://www.ashleighbrilliant.com) |
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I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Understanding]
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I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must be from you.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Patience]
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All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Power]
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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Lies and Lying]
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Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Life and Living]
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Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Luck]
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To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and whatever you hit call it the target.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Opinions]
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What good is it if I talk in flowers while you're thinking in pastry?
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Conflict]
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I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Corruption]
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Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Excellence]
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide, your absence.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Absence]
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By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Action]
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Some books makes me want to go adventuring, others make me feel that they have saved me the trouble.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant - [Books and Reading]
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