For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Stress]

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Success]

If truth is beauty, then how come no one has their hair done in a library?
~ Lily Tomlin - [Truth]

We are all in this together, by ourselves.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Unity]

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working Americans. It is the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Politicians and Politics]

Why is it when we talk to God, we're praying, but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
~ Lily Tomlin - [Prayer]

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Reality]

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Job]

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Language]

Reality is the crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Life and Living]

We're all in this alone.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Loneliness]

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
~ Lily Tomlin - [Love]

I have always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
~ Lily Tomlin - [Detail]