It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
~ Jack Benny - [Speakers and Speaking]

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
~ Jack Benny - [Confession]

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
~ Jack Benny - [Exaggeration]