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 :: 1893-1967, American Humorous Writer

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Sorrow is tranquility remembered in emotion.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Sorrow]

 

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Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Suicide]

 

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It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Tragedies]

 

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Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
~ Dorothy Parker - [Parties]

 

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Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Parties]

 

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Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Pregnancy]

 

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You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Leaders and Leadership]

 

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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts away.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Love]

 

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Scratch a lover, and find a foe.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Lovers]

 

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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Men]

 

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He [Robert Benchley] and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Office]

 

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Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Giving]

 

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I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Gossip]

 

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Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Gratitude]

 

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Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Hollywood]

 

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I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back on. I can't imagine how I did it. When I got away from it I couldn't even refer to the place by name. ''Out there,'' I called it.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Hollywood]

 

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This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Critics and Criticism]

 

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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Dress]

 

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Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
~ Dorothy Parker - [Dress]

 

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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
~ Dorothy Parker - [Etiquette]

 

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