Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
~ George Ade - [Service]

The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.
~ George Ade - [Travel and Tourism]

Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense.
~ George Ade - [Past]

After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.
~ George Ade - [Posterity]

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
~ George Ade - [Present]

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.
~ George Ade - [Intelligence and Intellectuals]

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.
~ George Ade - [Family]

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
~ George Ade - [Funerals]

For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
~ George Ade - [Communication]

Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.
~ George Ade - [Winners and Winning]