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:: 1925-, American Journalist |
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories -- those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
~ Russell (Wayne) Baker - [Things and Little Things]
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Life is always walking up to us and saying, ''Come on in, the living's find,'' and what do we do? Back off and take its picture.
~ Russell (Wayne) Baker - [Life and Living]
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So there he is at last. Man on the moon. The poor magnificent bungler! He can't even get to the office without undergoing the agonies of the damned, but give him a little metal, a few chemicals, some wire and twenty or thirty billion dollars and, vroom! there he is, up on a rock a quarter of a million miles up in the sky.
~ Russell (Wayne) Baker - [Moon]
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
~ Russell (Wayne) Baker - [Goals]
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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.
~ Russell (Wayne) Baker - [Happiness]
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It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
~ Russell (Wayne) Baker - [Economy and Economics]
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